BoomER Ville Land | Labor Market 11:42 PM Plush Blanket | Neon Gig Economy | Satirical Cozy Gift
Wrap yourself in the economy you deserve.
This velveteen plush blanket brings the full Labor Market 11:42 PM scene to your couch, your bed, or wherever you've retreated to process your financial situation. Surge Pricing Active. Tip Pending. The Boomer Collective watching from the corner. $4.75. No tip.
At least you're warm.
Soft, heavy, and printed in vibrant neon detail on one side — the kind of blanket that sparks a conversation the moment someone sits down next to you. Equal parts cozy and commentary.
Perfect for late nights, early mornings, and all the hours in between spent wondering how it came to this.
Features:
100% polyester — medium heavyweight 8.85 oz fabric
Extra soft velveteen plush feel
One-sided high detail vibrant print
Available in 30x40" and 50x60"
Note: blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than listed size
BoomER Ville Land is a satirical board game about surviving a hyper-inflated economy. Play free at jsilver52.itch.io/bvl
Double needle topstitch on all seams
The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Polyester
This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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